Laki no kēlā mau keiki kāne makua nona nā makuahine ke nānā aku i ka ʻōpio a me ke ʻano wahine a hiki iā lākou ke aʻo akamai i nā haʻawina aloha, ʻoiai inā ua ʻaʻahu ʻia ka makuahine i ka ʻaʻahu maʻamau a me nā kāmaʻa, ʻaʻole nā kāmaʻa, ʻoi aku ka hilinaʻi o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.
Sodoma a me Gomora. ʻEhā moa me ka uʻi nui a ʻehā kāne me ka moa paʻakikī. ʻAe, pehea ʻaʻole e loaʻa kahi moe kolohe me nā mea a pau e hele pū me ia. ʻOmo ikaika nā kaikamāhine i nā moa o kā lākou mau hoa, a ʻo lākou hoʻi, hoʻopaʻa iā lākou ma nā ʻāpana āpau. A laila ua hiki i ka manawa e hoʻololi i nā hoa. A ke hoʻomau nei nā mea a pau. Ma ka laina hoʻopau, loaʻa i nā mea nani ka makana ma ke ʻano o ka cum ma ko lākou mau maka a ma ko lākou waha.
A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
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