Makemake au i ke kaikamahine Ukrainian, u'i maoli. ʻAʻole i kikoo ʻia ka Pilot, a hauʻoli wau i ka puʻu ʻōpio ʻoi loa. Akā, pono ʻo ia e aʻo pehea e omo ai, ʻaʻole i hoʻokō maikaʻi ʻia ka ʻenehana borax. Manaʻo wau e kiʻi i kahi vibrator a hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka puʻu puʻu i kona wā leʻaleʻa, ke ʻole ʻo ia makemake e loaʻa kālā ma ke alanui ma ka omo ʻana i nā penises o nā kāne.
Inā moeʻuhane ka paramedic e pili ana i ka moekolohe, ʻo ia hoʻi, loaʻa iā ia nā pōlele piha. A i loko o kāna mau moeʻuhane hiki iā ia ke hele pololei i loko o kona puʻuwai. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻakaʻaka nā kahu hānai a hoʻokau iā ia i ka noho maoli - no ke aha e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ai!
Ua ʻai nui ʻo ia i ka pī!